Another Idea is instead of speedos you have "strategically placed objects" with the appearence of nothing underneith
lmfao worked for a local lions group I know. Items included a deer (for hunting season) a lecturn, a quilt, .....
I was thinking along those lines too, clad in only their most awesome hack......
So Ork could have a strategically placed bow
And Obibob could be displaying his blaster, so to speak, there are endless possibilities.
However as a money making venture, I think we should take darus up on his offer.